Reverend Jims's Sermon 1

Originally posted: Wednesday, September 06, 2006

My children, the Reverend Jim has decided to start posting sermon's on his blog section. These sermon's will vary with topic and with day of posting, but the Reverend will do his best to make a new posting every couple days. If any of my Congregation has any suggestions for topics, the Reverend is ecstatic to hear them, and will write about as many of them as he can. Read on to find the topic of the Reverend's first sermon!!

The Reverend comes before his congregation today with an annoyed heart. It seems there is a problem on MySpace that nobody wants to address. While people are busy bashing MySpace trackers, and people who post 50 bulletins a day, not to mention the millions of people that add just for the sake of having more friends (don't misunderstand, those people deserve any crap they get, and they will get their just desserts in the end). No, the plight on MySpace of which I speak today is that of the Webcam Whore!!!

We all know who the Webcam Whores are. Those girls who go around and add random people, especially guys, to their page, even though they never actually do anything on MySpace. Their page simply links to a webcam or other various erotic chat method, including IM. These women are horrible, and should not be encouraged, which brings me to my next part of this discussion: the Encouragers.

Those who encourage webcam whores are just as bad as the whores themselves! If you have ever added a webcam whore to your friends list, you are an encourager. If you have ever posted a comment on a webcam whore's page, you are an encourager. If you have ever put a webcam whore on your top friends list, you are the worst kind of encourager!!! Before you add a webcam whore to your friends list, next time, ask yourself: is having this whore on your friends list worth the cost of your SOUL??? Is it worth the cost of the souls of MySpace??? Even worse, is it worth the loss in bandwidth that those whores use up with their useless profiles? People sit there and add random people to their friends list, and then wonder why the MySpace servers are so bogged down? IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE MORONS!!!

So, in conclusion my children, when you get a request from a girl who is really hot, and dressed scantily, or if when you look at their profile it links to a webcam, don't add them as a friend. You're only encouraging them!!! If you think it might be a legit person, send them a message. If they respond, they're legit. If they don't, they can go to hell.

In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

EDIT: Interestingly enough, since posting this, i've gotten more adds from webcam whores than I've gotten in the last 4 weeks combined!!! Go figure.

ORIGINAL COMMENTS:

Amen, Rev, preach it! Another sure sign, all their friends are guys - not a single female friend...

Posted by the RBEEC on Wednesday, September 06, 2006 - 5:49 PM

Unfortunately, we live in a world full of Webcams Whores and the only thing we can do is not encourage them like you mentioned, one of the ways being blocking them, so they dont lead the men to temptation later.

Posted by Sangre Taina on Thursday, September 07, 2006 - 12:16 PM

Next time let's have the entire sermon in Latin. j/k

Good message. Modern day version of 1 Cor. 6:12-20. You can always report inappropriate content as well to higher ups, whomever they be.
Posted by Bert on Friday, September 08, 2006 - 7:53 PM

Don't hate, playa - participate!

Posted by Money Burns on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:06 AM